29 December 2006

No Straightjacket Required

The police stopped by to check on me. They said I was fine. After the medic injected something in my arm. While the cops held me down. He said I’d feel better in a few minutes. After they cleaned the blood and drool from the floor, they packed their gear up and removed the handcuffs and leg irons. That should have turned me on. They handed me a bill for emergency services on the way out the door. Carrying a six pack of my beer. And the eight ball. Why did they take the razor blade and the mirror, too? I put my handcuffs and leg irons back in the Black Room, hanging next to the flog. I was even feeling pretty good, despite the broken teeth. Only then did I find out. Fargin iceholes. They took my last straw. I wonder who called them in the first place.

5 comments:

Roadchick said...

Why did they take your Magic Eight Ball? Oh, wait - must have been for the New Year's predictions!

It was nice of them to clean up though!

*g*

mist1 said...

Sounds like my last date. I hope he calls again.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like my church youth group growing up.

Michael Thomas said...

You gotta love those church groups. Those preachers daughters are the worst of all after their overly strict upbringing.

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