Preference - little foreplay with long period of intercourse, or foreplay to orgasm with shorter period of intercourse following?
Unless you actually like to fight, why is it that you all will keep doing a thing again and again, knowing that it has provoked a fight every single time in the past, and therefore knowing full well that it's going to cause a fight again?
Most of you seem to want to go out with nice guys. Why do you then so often end up with the A$$holes? And when you find a nice one, you end up taking advantage and taking them for granted because they're not A$$holes and you know you can get away with it. What is up with that?
Why can't yall just say what you mean? For example:
me: whats wrong?
her: A)nothing, B)I don't want to talk about it
me: okay.
(a week, two, or 12 passes)
during a totally completely unrelated minor argument....
her: "well you COULD have found out what was bothering me that time 6 weeks ago but you took my 'nothing' and 'I don't want to talk about it' as meaning nothing and I don't want to talk about it. Now you must die you insensitive prick!"
When something is clearly bothering us, and you ask what is wrong, and we tell you "I don't wanna talk about it. It isn't you. " then why do you all hear "I wanna tell you all about it. It must be all about you. Now ask me a million questions and REALLY get me pissed off."
How do we open the subject of a threesome without getting killed? Guys all dig this scene. You all will never bring it up even if you're curious and/or interested. So how do we do it respectfully without dodging shoes, coke bottles, and the family cat?
My wife will not let me go to a Strip Club unless she goes. Then she’ll help pick the girls for the table dances, have a couples table dance, and even help the dancer with the “arousing” bits. Why is that? Is it a control thing, or does she just not trust me alone?
My girlfriend asks me what I want for dinner. I tell her anything will be fun, whatever she feels like cooking. Then, whatever she cooks, I’ll happily eat. Yet this annoys her, why?
Men are more visually stimulated than women. If we’re at a mall, I’ll see a hot chick and look. Its my girlfriend I’m going home to, it’s my girlfriend that I’m holding hands with at the time, it’s a natural reaction, so WHY does that piss her off so bad? Is SHE insecure?
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I can't help but notice that there's no mention of your celebrity Fem panel.
Next Question for the Celebrity Fem Panel - Why must you require constant adulation and worship in order to make it through the day?
heh heh
Our distinguished Celebrity Fem Panel consists of Roadchick, MIST 1 (of midget fireman fame), Fringes and Elliot, Ariel - best BJ this side of the Atlantic, and the owner of the DKY Bar and Grill, miss Heather.
Our lower than lowly not so famous male panel will be comprised of Mr Cardiac Fantasy, The man - the myth Briliant Donkey, Fringes Latest Male Slave - the Q, and last but not least - back from his latest conquest in the World of Warcraft - its the Warrior himself - Gyuss Baaltar
Thanks. You don't have to adore me again until Monday.
I am offended. I could very well be the best BJ world wide.
MIST - you know you need to be adored for at least 40 hours of every weekend, in intimate detail. Besides, I have you penciled in for the Tongue Viagra demo.
Ariel - I'm going on word of mouth for the credit I gave you. I can't responsibly apply best BJ worldwide without conducting a thorough in person investigation.
"word of mouth"
It hurts I'm laughing so hard.
oh dear girls, michael's kissing butt (very well i might add) already and we haven't even seen his responses to our questions yet!
So this is where all the female bloggers are at. I like 'babes of the blogosphere' better than 'Fem Panel." I know it's sexist but "Fem Panel" sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
bice, i gotta agree with you on that. it could have been a lot worse though. michael could have dubbed us 'those crazy a$$ women who won't shut up' i'm sure he ment well though, cause if he didn't chick will show him a few knit stitches...with his intestines! lol
( ;-o ya know i love ya right michael? lol )
Hey Michael, I sent my answers back today. I know we're on a deadline and just thought I'd tell you here in case your email spam filter catches my unfamiliar email addy before it makes it to your inbox.
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