26 January 2007

Truth or Dare?


Since everyone in our local blogosphere seems to be undergoing some kind of writers block, lately, I’m going to have to resort to the Road Chick / Fringes patented “Buy a Subject” from the readers. So, at your convenience, in the comments, please list anything you’re interested in reading my bit on. This narrowly limits the subjects to sex, flogs, depression, and stomach flu, if you want real answers, but I am more than happy to take a stab about anything else anyone is actually interested in.

Being that it has been that kind of week, though, It’d probably be in your best interest to ask only what you want to actually have answered, as I’m very liable to develop diarrhea of the mouth in addition to the points South area that has been worked to death this week. Loaded questions are legal, as well as those intended to throw me under the bus about some of our regulars, or in front of them, so to speak. A Blogosphere Truth or Dare, so to speak. Although we’re saving the Dares until at least 3 of us are partying together (any combo acceptable). Unless someone wants to start Dares with photo proof, and then I’ll go for it as long as everyone plays by the rules, Star Chamber Honor Code in effect. And if anyone sees Gyuss or Q on their blog, invite them over to play too. They are just crazy enough to make this interesting.

Truth or Dare?

Michael

12 comments:

briliantdonkey said...

For now a simple "I.F.A.R.T" you will have to do. Drawing a blank on a good question to ask, but I reserve the right to come up with one for later. Orrrrr until you figure out what that means....

"nice post duudddde"

BD

briliantdonkey said...

Okay finally finding my way back. The IRS comes to your house and takes EVERYTHING except your house your clothes, your family, your job,and 500 dollars you had hidden in your porn collection. Cell phone,puters, tvs, beds,dishes,all gone. What do you replace first?

NO idea where that came from but there you have it.

BD

Susan said...

I'm drawing a complete blank.

Uhh..If you were on any of the saw movies would you do what was required to survive? Ie: cut out eyes--off feet--whatever..

I swear I'll be back later with something better.

mist1 said...

Call me when you play Spin the Bottle or Two Minutes in the Closet.

Michael Thomas said...

BD - Clarification - I have the $500 that they missed in the Porn. But did they get the Porn? Clarify before I can post it properly.

Susan - Short answer - not the eyes. Separate post to follow.

Mist - Down here in Houston we call it 2 minutes on an open porch. You get to see who gets theirs first - you, or the mosquitos.

fringes said...

Of course, leaving a comment on Q's and Gyuss's blogs may get them over here. Just a thought.

I'll be back with a question later. It's time for my nap.

Roadchick said...

Darlin, the 'chick's got nothing. Sorry. But, waiting to see what you come up with.

briliantdonkey said...

Okay Michael,

Run don't walk, RUN to the hospital to get yourself checked out. You are thinking enTIRELY too much like me and trust me that can't be good. I was thinking the same thing after I posted and went to bed, "maybe I should tell him they GOT the porn so he knows that needs replacing too." The only good news though, is the fancy white jackets with buckles in the back? Really not as uncomfortable as you might first think. They kind of grow on you in fact.

BD

Q said...

Hola Michael,

Ok so here's my question. If you were transported through time randomly but ended up in the middle ages, what would be the first invention, that hadn't been invented yet in that time period, you would create(copy) first?

That's all I got for now, but if you allow more questions I will most certainly be back.

FTLT,
Q

Michael Thomas said...

Fringes, thanks for stopping by, and while I would, if I had my druthers, religiously monitor 20 or so blogs a day (that's probably on the low side), the first and foremost being Gyuss and Q, I can't do that. I knew you'd be doin' one of em tonight, so I figured it'd be easier for you to ask. *eg* Being that Gyuss is like my new idol, and I want to grow up to be just like him, I suppose i should actually visit his blog on occasion, rather than just the "Seriously" blog, but given the last two weeks - hasn't happened yet. I'm currently just idolizing him through your blog.

Q - Welcome, and I am glad you made it. Your response will be one of the upcoming posts. Thanks for stopping in. It's not near as exciting as the Fringe, but we do hit pay dirt and get jiggy with it here, on occasion. Thanks again for dropping by.

fringes said...

Excuse me. I do Q and only Q. Gyuss must find another gig.

And, did I detect dripping sarcasm in your response to me?/sniffles/You've made me so proud!

Michael Thomas said...

NEVER, Fringes. I'm just being snappy, irritable and short tempered. I got well just in time to catch a head cold. Sweet.