Have a Bice Day

First I would like to thank Michael for allowing me to guest post today here at Cardiac Fantasies™. I consider it an honor to be asked and this is a extra special day seeing as how this is my first ever guest post anywhere.

I am a relatively new voice on the blogging horizon as my site has only been in operation for just a little over a month. I write satire and social criticism. Which is a nice way of saying I ridicule everything. This post is no exception.

There is so much going on in the world that is ridicule-worthy that it's really hard to know where to begin. It has become too easy as most stories already seem like punch lines just waiting for the joke to be written. Here are just a few to ponder.

There's the story of the short reign of Warsaw's new archbishop Stanislaw Wielgus who was revealed as a cold-war spy for the Polish secret police. The Vatican issued this brief press release in response, "Hey! At least he wasn't a pedophile!"

A little over three years post-invasion President Bush is wrapping up his planning stage for his new strategy in Iraq. Rumor has it this strategy could possibly involve a new American military tactic called 'winning'. However, this could just be political buzz.

Britney Spears admitted on her website that she has been far from perfect but tells fans that she looks forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever. However, her underwear would neither confirm nor deny it's plans for a comeback.

And last, but certainly not least, is the story of the Atlanta woman, Debbie Bingham, who was visiting family in St. Petersburg, FL, on New Years Eve when a bullet that had been shot into the air came down and struck her in the left shoulder.

The bullet lodged in the bra strap and was cut out by doctors. Ms. Bingham received five stitches. No word on whether the bra survived. So the next time you're heading out ladies remember your bra does more than lift and support... it protects!

-Bice-