10 January 2007

Humor Break 10JAN2007

TO BE 6 AGAIN

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again,
she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster...everything there was. Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!

Ever get that feeling that we just can’t win, even when we DO listen to them? Anyone else caught hell even though you spent a lot of extra time and extra effort doing something for your Sigo that you thought they really wanted? Go Figure.

6 comments:

mist1 said...

I've always wanted be a size six. I don't know why. I used to buy clothes in a size six thinking that one day, I'd grow into them. They are still hanging in my closet.

Roadchick said...

Dunno about that.

The 'chick is pretty grateful for anything that took some thought.

Actually, that birthday treat was pretty cool.

Susan said...

I want to go to an amusement park.

I'd just like to point out way below that I made the cut as a guest blogger. WOOOOOO!!!

Where's my dressing room?

Michael Thomas said...

Mist - You're small enough to fit in a suitcase. Can't you Fed Ex yourself overnight to see Fringes and save some $$$? Think of all the shoes that would buy!

'chick - That would have been a great B-Day Present. He listened. Did his best to recreate, and was creative about it. And it ain't good enough. That there's a darn good example of ***MANY*** fems.

Susan - I need that list of things you want your dressing room prepared with. You can go to smokinggun.com and get some examples of the more demanding celeb's lists.

briliantdonkey said...

and thus the phrase,,,,,,"can't live withem,,,,,,,,,,pass the chips.

BD

Anonymous said...

love,love,love this post,and no dear, you can't win, it's in the handbook