An elderly man in
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast. .
6 comments:
Must remember not to get duped by that one.
now tell me, why does the old man in this story have your face in my mind? lol (not that you're old, just perverted ;-) )
thats not perverted, that's resourceful.....there IS a difference. Note to old man: when mist is in your pond substitute " I just came down here to look over these shoes in the moonlight" for 'feed the alligator" different lines, same result.
BD
bd, how bout we compromise and call it resourcefully perverted. lol either way.
Prior planning goes a long way towards success. Clearly, the old goat came prepared for all eventualities.
Damn skippy we can!
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